Monday, August 29, 2005

Shane Rocks! Woohoo!

Looking great, Shane.
Nice tan, btw.
"Stop! Or I'll shoot your ass."

Saturday, August 27, 2005

Happy Birthday Mickey!!!

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Happy Birthday Superchick!

"Did I surprise you on your birthday, Mommy?"

Monday, August 22, 2005

Paki Jokes by J

Q: What do you do if you see a Paki with a backpack? Ans: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q: What do you do if you get mail from a Paki? Ans: RETURN TO SENDER!!!!! Q: What's the difference between Bin Laden and a bucket of shit? A: Osama Bin Laden dies and goes to hell where he is greeted by the devil. the devil tells him, " since you are such an evil son of a b*tch, you get a choice of what you want to do down here but whomever you relieve gets a second chance at life". So he takes Osama to the first room where there is a man digging a hole. Osama thinks, "im not good at digging" so he asks," what else do you have"? T the devil takes him to another room where there is a man chopping a tree down with endless trees in sight. "I'm not good at this either,so what else do you have"? He is taken to the next room where bill clinton is tied down with monica giving him a blow job. "Hey, this looks like it might really be fun " he says. "This is what I want" "Are you sure?" asks the devil. "Yes! This is definitely what I want." says Osama. So the devil turns and says "ok Monica, you can go now"

Sunday, August 21, 2005

The Institution

Elise as Rod Stewart Alan as Richard Sandrak Bunz = Linda Hamilton, Sweet PUNTA ALIAS PUNISHER Richard Simmons/Pun = Lou Diamond Phillips vtaper2004:=christian bale from batman begins Beefgut as Tim Robbins Simplebeauty played by Uma Thuman Lena as Glen Close/Christina Applegate blossom = nicole richie THE DECENT GUY: ALAN HIDE/RON SILVER OMG SHUT THE FUK UP: gay porn actor meaner as Whoopie Goldberg/or that bootilicious chick from Destiny's Child Socrates might also by played by Leonard Nimoy Muscle Babe as Chyna Deedle as Brooke Shields Supreme as Vin Diesel Muscle Babe as a monkey from local zoo in Las Vegas SMETON WILLBE PLAYED BY THE KID FROM HARRY POTTER Gwennie as Tinkerbell Mickey as Baldwin laser as Christopher Walken

Friday, August 19, 2005

My Cool Tees

Alan, this is for you. LOL!
(Created for J)
Finally, your shirt my love!
Hope you like it.
"I smell Nigra!"

Perfect for your GF

"Hey John, I was thinking
about you while making this shirt."
"Make sure it fits you, Tondalea."
"Get well soon, Gwennie."
This shirt is made exclusively for my BRAH.

Thursday, August 18, 2005

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

My Youngest Fan

Sofia AKA Nouglet at 10.5 months.
One of my youngest fans, daughter of VoodooItaliana.

Sunday, August 14, 2005

Eight Days In Vegas (Aug. 6-14)

Red Rock Canyon
First tejano music festival at the Rio.
One of the Chippendale's at the Rio Casino.
"Showgirls" - Fremont
Caesar's Palace
"Air Play" - Tropicana
Wynn Casino