Monday, August 22, 2005

Paki Jokes by J

Q: What do you do if you see a Paki with a backpack? Ans: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q: What do you do if you get mail from a Paki? Ans: RETURN TO SENDER!!!!! Q: What's the difference between Bin Laden and a bucket of shit? A: Osama Bin Laden dies and goes to hell where he is greeted by the devil. the devil tells him, " since you are such an evil son of a b*tch, you get a choice of what you want to do down here but whomever you relieve gets a second chance at life". So he takes Osama to the first room where there is a man digging a hole. Osama thinks, "im not good at digging" so he asks," what else do you have"? T the devil takes him to another room where there is a man chopping a tree down with endless trees in sight. "I'm not good at this either,so what else do you have"? He is taken to the next room where bill clinton is tied down with monica giving him a blow job. "Hey, this looks like it might really be fun " he says. "This is what I want" "Are you sure?" asks the devil. "Yes! This is definitely what I want." says Osama. So the devil turns and says "ok Monica, you can go now"

2 comments:

e;vevkbs said...

doze jkz r bre funni but u need way more m8!

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