Tuesday, May 16, 2006

How to Keep the American Whore With You

I just have to post this on my blog. It's funny.
stephenkings_thunderballz:* THE SUBJECT OF THE NIGHT IS: HOW TO KEEP THE AMERICAN WHORE WITH YOU

stephenkings_thunderballz: 1) tell her shes gaining weight...she need to work out....dont kiss her ass NEVER kiss her ass. be real! its called "emotional abuse" by them and american girls love it. tactic used by the best. they stay forever and love you more every day trying to get better.

stephenkings_thunderballz: call them to the cell as few times as possible...try to never even remember the number. they will go crazy

stephenkings_thunderballz: move them in as FAST as possible

stephenkings_thunderballz: win 75% of the arguments

stephenkings_thunderballz: this is an important rule. you MUST shout at her from time to time and show temper BUT NOT RAISING YOUR HAND! little wrist touch is ok but also after atleast 1-2years together and make sure that by then she LOVES you.

stephenkings_thunderballz: be barbaric after the initial stage. eat with your hands when you eat sushi....take a dump with the door open...take a dump while she putting her make up on....go in the bathroom flex your muscles when she try to poop...throw your clothes all over the apt/house and let her pick it up...etc etc i am not kidding here!

stephenkings_thunderballz: if she break up with you. LET HER GO but dont forget to beg while hugging her and trying to get last min intimacy (sex) with her by touching her right. they love it. they will come back within 6-12 months telling you you are the one they love and couldnt stop talking about you to all of their dates when you 2 were broken up.

stephenkings_thunderballz: be needy. YES be needy. american girls act like they want a macho but NO they want needy men. muscles is nice but only for 3-4 *****. they want needy men and if you got nice physic it will help but not a must for her inorder to fall inlove with you forever

stephenkings_thunderballz: DO NOT BE ALWAYS CLEAN CUT PRETTY BOY WITH AMERICAN GIRL AFTER YOU GOT HER! you need to make sure they know whos the boss. you can grow goetee you can grow beard you can dress whatever you want and how ever you want. the less you will dress like a pretty boy..the more "dirty" you will look the easier you will have her heart forever. be DIFF than other guys she been with!

stephenkings_thunderballz: let her go with her girlfriends out. DONT JOIN you stay home or watch movie in dvd...you let her do whatever she wants but dont forget to always ALWAYS talk about other girls around her! even in public NOT LOUD but between you...talk about other girls looks and boobs and ass..bubble...getto...he art...talk about stuff she dont have and other girls have.

stephenkings_thunderballz: call her ***** from time to time....even use the word whore if she come home drunk from being out in a pub restaurant with her girlfriends...tell her you know she is fuckin that fat guy from this and that ....make up **** ....tell her you know she is ******* some guy buddy of her that she hardly see. she WILL NEVER do it if the above rules are followed...but you need to tell her that to make sure she knows how much you care and see her as YOURS.

stephenkings_thunderballz: AMERICAN GIRLS (and many other girls but mainly american girls) DO NOT LIKE TO MAKE LOVE ALL THE TIME! they want to get the **** ****** out of them sometime. so MAKE SURE to combine between making love and fuckin the **** out of her. example: make love at 1 am all the kissy kissy bullcrap... while f**k the **** out of her at 6 pm when you get back from gym and she stands next to the fridge looking inside it....just lift her dress or take down her pants and f**k her. the harder the better. COMBINE BETWEEN THE 2 OTHER WIZE SOMETHING WILL ALWAYS BE MISSING FOR HER.

stephenkings_thunderballz: this is another very important sexual rule make her suck your dick a lot. even with no sex in return. trust me it is musculine side of guy that american girls love. DO IT RIGHT! they dont enjoy suckin dick but they enjoy the controlling of the guy while in their mind they think they control you. very hard to explain rule but DO IT AND YOU WILL HAVE HER FOREVER

stephenkings_thunderballz: YOU NEED TO GET THIS RULE DEEP DEEEP IN YOUR HEAD. american girls (and any other girl to be exact) cum from whats called "CLIT STIMULATION" this stimulation is done better by the tounge or finger. in other words the girl you are with cum from clit action A HELL OF A LOT BETTER THAN FROM DICK (most times) you gotta play with her clit and do oral that is their way of cumming hard. most girls can care less about dick. NO MATTER HOW BIG IT IS! remember the words: "clit stimulation" make her satisfied!

stephenkings_thunderballz: THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE OUT OF THE MOST IMPORTANT RULES: ONCE IN A WHILE WHEN SHE SLEEPS HUG HER AND WISPER IN HER EAR THAT YOU LOVE HER AND YOU ARE NOTHING WITH OUT HER. WOMEN HEAR EVERYTHING. ONLY THING IS YOU GOTTA MEAN IT!

stephenkings_thunderballz: RULE 16 I DONT WRITE HERE BECUSE ITS NOT POLITE

stephenkings_thunderballz: FOLLOW THE RULES I PROVIDED YOU FROM MOUNT SANILE AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY *This guy is on yahoo and my friend.*

1 comment:

mariaela said...

*laughing all the way to the end*