Thursday, May 25, 2006

Ten Reasons Why It Sucks To Be A Penis

10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis! by Vampatlantiss@yahoo.com*

01. -You've got a hole in your head.

02. -Your master strangles you all the time.

03. -Your head is smaller than the rest of you.

04. -You shrink in cold water.

05. -You never get a haircut.

06. -You always hang around with 2 nuts.

07. -Your closest neighbor is an *******.

08. -Your best friend is a pussy.

09. -Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.

10. -Everytime you get excited, you throw up.

*By the way, if your penis is bigger than 8 and your nuts are tanned, then you're the guy for her. Oh, and she likes muscles too!*

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